12 Thoughts On 12 Years A Slave
1. It’s a much more tasteful Passion-of-the-Christ-esque story of violence and horrific tragedy and freedom, minus a creepy androgynous pregnant Satan,…
5 Things You Get A Guy For Valentine’s Day (Or Just Any Day, Really)
She seriously inquired, “So, um, do guys like chocolate? I was thinking about getting him some chocolate… Do you think he’ll like chocolate?”
4 Stages Of Writing That You Haven’t Noticed, But Now Will Be Aware Of After Reading This
If this stage were an image, it would be a galaxy, made out of love-sloths (every time you kiss someone, a love-sloth gets a space suit) and they’re slowly eating Pop Rocks in their space suits for all eternity, and their furry stomachs continue popping in their slothy space suits, as supernovae, over and over until all you can do is sing and fly and cry with them, but never die…
4 Things I’ve Learned After 13 Serious Years At The Gym
The gym is a healthy addiction, but an addiction nonetheless.
50 Ways You’ll Publish Your First Book
You’ll need to make sure to experiment socially and sexually at school, just as much as you do philosophically and intellectually.
100 Thoughts You Have On Your Primo Italian Holiday
22. I think I might throw up from this bus ride.
3 Things I Learned When I Had My Own Show Called ‘Poor And The City’
DO NOT REFUSE FOOD.
The Legend Of Chernobyl Mauseu
One day, two friends were walking down the back streets of a small South Korean island town. They were on their way to a pool, which was consistently the color of Chrysanthemum tea, yellow with flowery pee.
The Importance Of Being Orgy
Eventually I let go of trying to figure it out, flowing or not flowing, who knows, and simply enjoyed what we were all there to enjoy, what we’re always here to enjoy.