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You guys, I’m not convinced our world is real. If we develop the ability to produce even one simulated reality, we will almost certainly produce more than one.

It was the most important question of every 10-year-old’s life: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander? And more than it would determine odds at achieving one’s goal of becoming the world’s greatest Pokémon master, the Pokémon that you chose to start your journey with whispered certainly of your destiny IRL.

The difficulties we face in governing the United States of America are multi-faceted, and no ‘one size fits all’ solution will…

In San Francisco, it is possible to fall asleep in your boss’ ‘sleep pod’ after a pool party that happened inside of his house.

It’s like you didn’t even attend a small, expensive liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere and talk about Karl Marx from the safety of your rich person fortress.

I’m reading Les Misérables. In French. #YOLO.

“This is unfortunately not for us” — several hundred editors, publishers, and agents, to me.

Anywho, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention at all, but we’re about to bomb another country! This one’s called Syria, and is also in the Middle East.

Here are 7 of the most culturally-defining things that Russia hates besides gay people.