13 Painfully Simple Things We Can All Work On To Become Better People
Hi, my name is Molly and I’m deeply not perfect. I fuck up all the time, I’ve had a ton of…
Hi, my name is Molly and I’m deeply not perfect. I fuck up all the time, I’ve had a ton of…
“If you make a decision you know I won’t be proud of, call anyway.”
The ones that you secretly screengrab and send to your friends to laugh at, but would never repost—because knowing about them/enjoying them is too embarrassing to own up to.
1. Mason jar salads
“I don’t want a goddamn tortilla-wrapped egg.”
I’m going to cross my fingers, dive in and devote the next three and a half months of my life to this program because when it comes to reality television, I am basically a barren cat lady who still uses AOL Dial-Up.
Please get rid of anything that looks like a litter of puppies has been born on it.
There’s just something nice about watching these four girls work together to figure out who the psycho is that’s been threatening their every move for the last five years.
The blanket your grandmother made…
I think I probably have to update Insta, but I don’t want to check right now. Once I check, then I’ll know for sure that I have to update and I’d rather die than update my apps. I can’t think of anything more boring.