STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS SONG
The song’s lyrics are a love letter to the lower parts of the male form, culminating in its chorus’ snappiest one-liner: “What’s your zipper code?” The song is catchier than herpes.
Russell Brand Schools MSNBC On Professionalism In 8 Minutes Of Epic Television
Russell Brand calls Mika Brzezinski a “shaft grabber” and instructs her to take off her wedding ring while stroking one’s water bottle. There’s something for everyone.
Why We Need Public Sex Spaces For Women
But where are the lesbian spaces? In recent years, many queer and lesbi-friendly bars have closed up shop in Chicago, including T’s, which abruptly announced closure in March.
These Hilarious Tweets Prove Henry Cavill Is The Hottest Person Ever
Henry Cavill, welcome to America’s collective spank bank. You’ve arrived.
Here Are 12 Reasons We Don’t Need A Straight Pride Month
1. January.
40 Reasons Chicagoans Had The Best 2013
7. The drive thru at Big Star.
Why We Need To Talk About Porn
Although everyone has written about the rise of “mommy porn,” few have written about the role erotica plays in readers’ lives—or the utility of sexual discourse.
Do You Think Amanda Bynes Is Trolling Us?
Like a child who throws a tantrum to get their parents’ attention, Bynes knows that the weirder she acts, the more people tune in.
We Need To Talk About The Hate Crime Wave
There’s more to the story; there’s a dark side to equality.
23 Signs He’s Just Not That Into You (Because He’s a Zombie)
10. He never asks you back to his place because the coffin is too small.