No, We Don’t Need A White History Month
Great White Men are the founders of our nation, the conquerors of the continent and even on Christmas, they dress up in jolly red suits and bring our presents.
Great White Men are the founders of our nation, the conquerors of the continent and even on Christmas, they dress up in jolly red suits and bring our presents.
He’s directed Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brockovich, Bubble, Full Frontal, Haywire, Solaris, King of the Hill, Contagion, Magic Mike, The Girlfriend Experience, The Informant!, a two-part movie about Che Guevara and three Ocean’s movies.
Cable channels tend to have choice marathons on or around Valentine’s Day. Did you ever feel the need to watch 13 Going on 30 sixty times in a row, possibly without sleeping? You’re in luck.
13. You don’t have many dealbreakers for friendships or dating, but liking Meryl Streep is the bare minimum. Besides, who doesn’t like her? That’s not even a thing.
Don’t just finish early. Finish before you’ve even started. Finish while they’re brushing their teeth or before they even come over.
What is it about my queerness that makes straight girls think I’d want to watch them shop for three hours?
Cinema sometimes subverts these norms — like The Devil Wears Prada — but the more common example is a film like What’s Your Number?, which tells women that having sex with too many people is bad.
I wish I had a breakup surrogate, so I could just stand next to someone while they explain the real reasons for our break up and give them the brutal honesty I can’t muster.
What made Coldplay uncool and Phoenix a much-lauded hipster commodity? What made listening to Ke$ha bad and Robyn good?
Googling “kittens” or “Christina Hendricks” on the internet.