I’ve Got A Bad Case Of Puppy Fever

Maybe it’s just the changing of the seasons or those Sarah MacLachlan commercials, but I want a dog so badly I can’t stand it, even if 90% of all the landlords I’ve ever had disagree with me on that.

There Should Be A Yelp For Dating

Great exes will be rewarded by being on the home page, and if you can’t find the person you are dating in the top 1000, you may have a problem.

I Want Sex And Breakfast

The Sex and Breakfast model of dating is so simple that I really wish I came up with it. Like all revolutionary ideas, it happened almost by accident.

Are They Already Taken? Then Don’t Date Them

I had to learn the hard way that no one deserves to get cheated on, and no one has a reason or an excuse to cheat on you. This isn’t a moral grey area. If you are getting cheated on, don’t listen to those who say it takes two in a relationship to cheat. It doesn’t. It takes one person who is in a relationship and one other person.

In Defense Of Cougar Town

But by the end of the first season, Cougar Town had found its key strength: the incredible chemistry of its cast. Whatever it’s faults, Cougar Town works because the entire cast works together as a seamless whole.

We Need To Start Making Better Decisions

I’ve learned how to be the Teflon Don of dating. Nothing sticks. I can screw up almost any date in 3.5 seconds — by talking about my exes, my issues with my parents or my weird gluten-allergy-person bowel movements.

The Life Of Someone Who Didn’t Like The Avengers

If you get trapped by a mob of angry comic book fans, you scream: “Look! It’s Alan Moore and he brought scones!” And then you book it the other direction and don’t look back. Never look back and don’t stop running. Pretend it’s like Speed, except that you are the bus.

How To Have A Self-Care Night

Take the time to just linger in the tub and really rub your body in the ways that it needs to be rubbed or play in the bubbles of the bubble bath. Make yourself a Santa beard or try to build cone boobs on yourself and see how far you get before they cave in like a poorly built sandcastle or Madonna’s career.

How You Know You’re In Love

They ask you if you would still like them or date them if they murdered someone, started worshiping Satan, were incurably stricken with Bieber Fever or converted to Scientology, and you don’t hesitate to answer, although you mention you might initially have a hard time with that Bieber thing.