Mad About The FAFSA Tweet? Here’s More Offensive Fed Tweets
Here are some of the best (worst) definitely real tweets from the government.
What The Founding Fathers Were Doing In Their 20s
At 25, Benjamin Franklin was still trying to convince people that all that dumb shit he was doing with kites was science.
This 4th of July, I’m Making Fireworks With My Child
I want him to feel like he’s able to accomplish something, instead of just being a constant burden on myself and society at large.
Hobby Lobby Doesn’t Want to Pay For Birth Control? Fine. I Don’t Want To Pay For Merchandise.
If you want to support, join in with #RobbyLobby and #MyBodyIsNotAHobby.
Are We Sure Transgender People Aren’t Just Trolling?
They either have a far superior penis, or they have a designer pussy, sculpted perfectly by a surgeon. That’s really not fair.
5 Important Things You Need To Know About The Hobby Lobby Decision
1. If you’re caught using birth control on the job, you’ll go to jail.
Holy Shit the Circus Is Problematic
Ever notice how the tent looks exactly like a Klan hood?
You Don’t Know Anything About Gender Until You Watch This Video
Luckily, this video perfectly sums up the trans* experience, and it does it in a way that’s easy to understand and enjoy.
9 Problems Only Guys Named Chad McKilker Understand
You’re Afraid Of Commitment. This is a total Chad McKilker move.
16 Replacement Names For The Washington Redskins
The reason natives were chosen in the first place is because they’re screaming lunatics that would run into battle half naked on peyote. That shit is cool.