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I’ve earned it.

The gist of his idea is that homosexuality, like alcoholism, is an impulse you can choose not to engage in. It’s a shit analogy for a couple of reasons, mainly because no one ever ran over a bunch of kids because they were sucking a dick while driving.

Satire is just a gateway to racism and hashtag outrage.

If you can kill a computer you can kill a man! Should we be afraid of goths? Absolutely!

How little respect we have for the lives of people of color who die in poop and pee?

Is Bergdahl a deserter? Of course not, he’s a hero. What evidence do I have of that? None. Who cares? I’m right and you’re wrong.

All Canadians love using the n-word multiple times, and they love to tell racist jokes. There’s a false belief that saying the n-word is okay if it ends in “a.” Guess who invented that? Canadians; who end everything with “a.”

You start taking the little things around you, and realizing how God reveals himself through stuff like pencil sharpeners and the shape of deer feces.

Obviously, due to the graphic nature of the execution, and its apparent cruelty, many on both sides of the legal system have expressed outrage.

We’re adults now. Did you not hear the part about the cigarettes and the condoms?