It’s Time To Round Up And Gas The Chinese, And Cancel Colbert
I don’t like taking things in context. It ruins my credibility, and it hurts my brain.
The Story Of Marine Todd
Using the power of social media, we reached out and got the real story of our nation’s champions. We got the story of Marine Todd.
Can Gays Consciously Couple?
The masculine force inside all of us is responsible for not letting things go and causing problems.
Why Isn’t Photoshop Illegal?
The bottom line is that if Photoshop is racist at all, then it’s racist period. It’s just that simple.
A Day In The Life Of A Satirist
You should all know that I’m real, and I will debate with any one of you on any of these issues.
‘Time’ Accidentally Publishes Article About Thought Catalog
Time and Gawker are reporting on a fake article that isn’t even real.
Famed Anti-Death Activist Fred Phelps is Ironically Dying
It’s only a matter of time now. Shortly, a man who spent his entire life fighting against the evils of death will become one of its victims.
Would Anyone Have Cared About That Missing Plane If It Was A Black Woman?
Why is it that a missing plane on the other side of the world commands more attention than a story about a missing African American woman from the United States?
I’m Using Food Stamps To Pay For My Son’s Sex Reassignment Surgery
Food stamps are a very good thing that help a lot of people that desperately need help, but they shouldn’t just be for the people who need them. We all pay taxes, and we should all have equal access to food stamps.
We Need To Stop Calling Little Girls Cunty
So how do we get girls to be more cunty? Do we change the underlying behavior and the way children are socialized? Or do we take the much simpler route of calling for a word to be banned?