24 Ways To Tell That You’re An American Living In Europe
Does it take you five minutes to figure out how to flush a toilet? Congrats! You’re in Europe.
A Short Short Story — The Leaves
There was a man who built a house of leaves.
My Favorite Poem, Illustrated
…And not just my favorite poem, but the best poem ever written.
Everything’s Been Done Before
…And there’s nothing new under the sun. …Or is there?
A Short Short Story — A Long Sea Journey
The blue above is mostly blue; the blue below and I are too.
Talking To My Ex-Girlfriend On The Telephone
…Hello?
99 Writers Who Were Alcoholics, Drunks, Addicted To Booze, Etc.
Number one — F. Scott Fitzgerald
A Short Short Story — A Fairy Tale
…And so the good boy and the bad boy went into the forest…
Here’s Your Republican Political Ad That’s Directed At Hipsters
Let’s cut taxes on the rich, because, you know, YOLO!
A Short Short Story — An Anchor That’s Going Places
…Kingdoms have fallen, men have died, knights met their doom, for nothing more than the sight of a pretty girl in a short T-shirt.