Review Of Childhood Activities (And Whether They Worked Or Not)
Lemonade stands were generally the most popular childhood get-rich-quick scheme — lemons, sugar, water, and mothers to purchase and mix them for you being readily available at the time.
Here’s Your Cat Video To End All Cat Videos
MAKE IT STOP.
Hypotheticals
If I grew a small “Hitler” mustache, but changed absolutely nothing else about myself, but refused to shave it off, ever… would my friends still hang out with me?
Signs That You’re From Pennsylvania
Are you from a state which is positioned at Latitude 39° 43′ to 42° 16′ N and Longitude 74° 41′ to 80° 31′ W?
Band Names, From Most Menacing To Least Menacing
71. Bananarama
The Internet Proves That The Internet Is Useless
Welcome to your newest — and greatest — waste of time.
Ideas For Improving Thanksgiving
Make Thanksgiving a “sexy” holiday like Halloween is now. Girls dressed as sexy Pilgrims and Indians, sexy turkeys, sexy green bean casserole, and sexy giblets.
The Accidental Poetry Of James Franco
Every time James Franco flaps his lips, poetry comes gushing out.
Terrible Analogies
BLANK is to heartache as forest is to bench.
Award-Winning Playwright Hired To Work On Asteroids Movie, Which Is A Thing That Is Happening Now
Hey, giving an asteroid a character arc is hard! Seriously; you try it.