8-Bit Cartoon: Depression
“I shouldn’t feel this way.” “…Dude.” “…DUDE.”
Technology
This way madness lies.
Reasons Why I Wish You Would Step Back From That Ledge, My Friend
“Because don’t make me come out there, that’s why.”
A Conversation With ELIZA, The Electronic Therapist
“Please tell me what’s been bothering you.”
Why I Write
If you’re not a little afraid when you sit down to write something, then you’re doing something wrong.
The Dark Knight Rises Is Evil Pro-Obama Propaganda Or Something
And also, if you don’t like it, we will beat you to death with rubber tubes or something.
A Thought Experiment
I think I sensed that our relationship was in real trouble when we started saying horrible thing to each other via the medium of the cat.
This Is A List
This is a list of things in list form that you are now reading a list of.
A Parable
My bus goes off the road outside of Gatlinburg, Tennessee, flying through a metal guardrail and going off a cliff. It explodes in a fireball. There are no survivors.
Aspects Of Me Becoming Canadian
Canada’s like trying to remember the name of your sister’s roommate’s ex-college boyfriend. I mean, I consider myself to be one of the smartest Americans that I have ever met. But I had no idea who the Prime Minister of Canada was. Do you know? If you do, you’re boring.