Thought.is

Before the Law stands a gatekeeper.

Yup, the post-9/11 healing is complete now. Quirkiness and fake librarian glasses solve everything. So, thanks for that, Zooey.

…Are you going to finish that? I just noticed it, hanging off the edge of your plate like that so I just thought I’d ask if you were going to finish it?

In revenge kittens no longer exist. Deal with it.

A man standing in his saddle in the half-lit half-alive dawn banged on the shutters and called two names. He was just a hat and a cloak levitating in the grey plume of his own breath, but when he called we came. That much is certain — we came.

If you’re going to ingest mind-altering substances, and I’m not recommending that you do so (yes, I am); might I recommend mushrooms? Psychedelic mushrooms have many upsides — well, at least two that I can think of.

“It’s the curve balls that make life interesting. …And sometimes, if we’re real lucky, there’s a blessing waiting for us at the end of that wrong turn.”

We don’t use the word “hero” around here very often. But truly, this man is the greatest American hero who has ever lived.

We ar but dust,
And dy we must.

But c’mon, guys. …How could you stay mad at that face?