Death Is Nice
…So let’s go there.
…So let’s go there.
…I will leave a single perfect rose at the scene of all my crimes.
This is absolutely a real news story that is happening, and I am not lying. Moonwalking! Pony! …Of course we have the video, duh.
Hello. I’m a cat.
M&M’s were originally developed for the U.S. Military; they “melt in your mouth, not in your hands” so that your fingers don’t get sticky when you’re firing your gun.
…And if you’re anything like me, you’ll just fast forward to get to the cat-related parts.
WE CAN HAZ MOVIE??? …Wait; that’s the wrong meme. Sorry, sorry.
These amazing or un-amazing worlds that I will never read, will never get around to reading.
I don’t drink for fun.
…A Smith Corona electric SL-580 typewriter, to be precise.