On Being Too Old For Music Festivals
I’ve gone from a rowdy, energetic, drunk off my ass, obnoxious kid to a boring, introverted hermit.
I Want A New Face
I want the face I should have had all along.
I Came Out To My Girlfriend (She Moved Out On Valentine’s Day)
I knew I was taking a chance, but I had reached a point in my life where I felt it was my only option.
Resolution: Rebuild My Confidence
“You two are transsexuals, right?” He asked, surprising me with his ability to ask inappropriately personal questions.
What I Learned By Not Getting What I Wanted For Christmas
Disappointment is a lesson we all need to learn.
6 Helpful Tips For Surviving Your Family During The Holidays
If you’re at the table and your aunt is screaming about utensils, an uncle is trying to enlist you in the local chapter of the Tea Party, small cousins are running around screaming, and your dad is asleep on the couch, there’s nothing you can do here except minimize your focus so as to not become overwhelmed.
The 31 Most Offensive Comments Left On My Articles
“As expected, another ugly feminist. Hope I’m not the only one who notices the trend.”
No, Jezebel, Selfies Are Not A Cry For Help
This piece accomplishes one thing and one thing only: it adds another activity to the list of things we’re “doing wrong” in life.
No, Mom, There’s Not A ‘War On Christmas’
“IT’S OKAY! YOU CAN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!”
The Real Leader Of The Trolling Revolution
Salon recently devoted an article to saying Thought Catalog has started a “trolling revolution.” James B. Barnes has already written a…