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It’s been said that a malnourished, Cambodian infant dies every time a cougar shakes her be-sequined bum.

Basically, Brooks painted a thorough picture of the ubiquitous man who drove us all to smoke weed in the first place.

8. Your cute voice was still cute.

Sometimes, just to make myself feel bad, I’ll leaf through Derek Blasberg’s Instagram. He’s a socialite, friends with Alexa Chung, and is a good reminder that your invitation to cool parties got lost in the mail.

1. Cougars at a hotel resort in Anguilla

Give me a Maraca and a glow stick and I could lead an entire party in the electric slide. Give me a Rod Stewart song and a 3-minute-long montage and I’d be in tears faster than you could say “mazel tov.”

18. Dennis Rodman

It appears if I died, no one in the neighborhood I grew up in would notice or care. Conversely, if my dog left the house wearing a new collar, the entire neighborhood would have a conniption.

There’s something about being responsible for the entire family’s passports that a worried father finds arousing—let him have his fun, and in return you wont have to answer to him every 15 minutes.

The holidays are coming up, vacations are imminent, and fathers everywhere are increasing their dosage of Lipitor.