Do You Have A Case Of The TMIs?
When you’re sad, do you find yourself leaping over your journal to get to your computer, signing into Facebook, and letting it all pour out onto your Facebook status?
How To Lose Him In 9 Simple Steps
Stare at him a lot. When he showers. When he reads. When he’s on the computer. When he’s on the toilet.
“Black People! Oh God!” Louis CK Pranks 911 And Wins Again
I love you Louis.
We’ll Never Be Individuals, But We Can Keep Trying
It’s comforting to think you’re carving a distinct identity for yourself; to believe that you’re a contrarian, and not following the masses.
18 Things You Should Never Believe Under Any Circumstance
16. “I don’t like the taste of pizza.”
I Will Sleep On You On The Subway And This Is How It Will Happen
I will try and be as inconspicuous as possible, as I nudge my way over to you: the cleanest and least pedophile-looking man in the subway car.
14 Really Weird Things You Won’t Be Fazed By If You Live In A City
I’m talking about those times you are literally and forcibly lodged into a lumberjack’s stinking armpit.
13 Ways To Get Unfollowed
An unfollower is in search of anything that seems redundant or trite. Which is why they gravitate toward sunset photos—sunsets being something that happen every day and all.
9 Ways To Text Like A Dad
1. Ensure disparities between content of text and tone of text
The 10 Most Damaging Pieces Of Advice Your Parents Gave You
Parents love to tell their children to “follow their dreams,” but what if their dreams are suffused with trench warfare, turbulent plane rides, and a pervasive air of joylessness?