18. Surprisingly, only a third of the people in the world have access to Internet…Sure, there are more pressing issues for some folks, but the Internet is the backbone for knowledge economy.
Heroin is no longer a drug cordoned off for the poor, street-living night-dwellers
Please be angry about it and don’t speak to me anymore. My future is not rosy and I will surely—this much I can foresee—die like a dog.
He composed his poem Marmion while on horseback. Of his writing process, he said, “Oh, man, I had many a grand gallop among these braes when I was thinking of ‘Marmion.'”
Sometimes, after losing a colossal joy, it’s easy to feel utterly worthless, that you’d rather denounce joy forever and only live with fleeting pleasures, if only to avoid ever feeling this pain again.
I have seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels. I have smelled what suntan lotion smells like spread over 21000 pounds of hot flesh.
A pervasive air of discomfort is what you’re aiming for. Not just for you, but for everyone around you.
Paris Hilton came back from the dead
“Some like to be humiliated and then have pictures of them doing these tasks posted online.”
So if you start trying to pull some bullshit game on a girl who knows your poop schedule, then it’s time you take out the tissues and lotion. Because you’re just fucking yourself.