My Fat Roommate Interrupted My Super Bowl Party And Ended Up Ruining The Night
A new story for you guys about a roommate I had back in college.
A new story for you guys about a roommate I had back in college.
Jacob was in the living area, his laptop balancing on his grotesque, distended stomach.
Jacob: WHERE ARE MY TOTS? REGGIE, I HAD THEM IN THE FRIDGE. WHERE ARE THEY?