Growing Up, My Brother Was In Charge Of Discipline
When we were little, my parents maintained order by allowing my older brother Rick to come up with punishments for any wrongdoing in the house.
I Backpacked Across Europe And It Turned Out To Be A Complete Nightmare. This Is My Story.
“As long as we get to where we’re going, it doesn’t matter how we get there.”
I Missed Dunkin Donut’s ‘Free Coffee Day’ So Here’s How I Tried To Get In On It
“It’s just, I really … I was really looking forward to free coffee day. And it’s like, I’m in here all the time.”
This Is How You Get Out Of An Awkward Conversation While Waiting In Line At Starbucks
I was in line at a Starbucks when this guy to my back started chatting me up about raw sugar.
5 Secrets I’ve Never Told Anyone Else In My Life
It started off innocently enough.
The ABC’s of Astoria, Queens
A is for Astoria is the best neighborhood in NYC.
Seriously, This Is Why You Don’t Follow Your Punk Rock Boyfriend Across The Country
Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena didn’t want to go to college because she wanted to move out to Chicago with…
The 5 Times It’s Okay To Tell Your Girlfriend, ‘You Look Fat In That Outfit’
Even if you do everything right, the best you’re going to get is one of those sideways glances, like she’s making you think that she thinks you’re full of baloney.
My Friend Has An Ice Cube That Never Really Melts, So We Did Something With It
My friend Hassan is a really cool guy, but there’s always been something a little weird about him, not in a bad way, just kind of off.
I’m Scared Of Ghosts That Are Indifferent To My Existence
The scariest parts of ghost stories are the parts where the ghost isn’t even doing anything yet.