There’s Something Behind This Door And It’s Filling The House With A Sense Of Dread
Ever since he could remember, Jim always felt as if something terrible was right about to happen.
5 Reasons You Should Be Freaking Excited About The Supermoon This Tuesday
I hope you’ve all saved up a couple of vacation days, because we’ve got another supermoon heading our way this Tuesday night.
I’ll Never Say Whom, And Semicolons Are Totally Unnecessary
It’s the most unnecessary word in the English language, its sole purpose being to give word snobs a reason to talk down to people when they don’t use it.
7 Annoying Questions You Can Ask During The First Week Of Class
College is awesome. Except that, during the first week of class, you’re going to have a bunch of really annoying people asking a bunch of really annoying questions that waste everyone’s time.
10 Types Of Children That Truly Suck
Parenting is a tough job, but it’s got to be exponentially harder if your child is a total loser.
My Friend Tricked Me Into Participating In A Séance
I have this really weird friend, and she’d been talking about doing a séance for months.
4 Trigger Warnings The Internet Refuses To Take Seriously
Just like spoiler alerts, I take trigger warnings pretty seriously.
I Won A Free Golf Lesson And Forgot Everything I Knew About Golf
“Forget everything you know about golf,” Mitch told me at the beginning of the one-hour golf-with-a-pro golf lesson I won for…
4 Ways To Sneak Back Into Your Favorite Restaurant After They Ban You For Life
It’s kind of a weird story, but I actually got the old “lifetime ban” from my favorite restaurant, Mamajuana Café in Woodside, Queens.
7 College Pro Tips For Incoming Freshman
Go to every single class. Don’t even skip once.