Thought.is

Once we get going, trust me, everybody needs that occasional boost, and I got you, I carry all of these energy gel-packs in my running fanny-pack.

You know what I don’t get? Wolverine.

I was downtown a while ago when I saw a famous celebrity.

One time I was traveling upstate with my brother-in-law, and I was talking nonstop about how awesome this rest stop is.

I generally try to avoid writing or talking about hipsters.

I grew up on Long Island, and like everybody else that grew up on Long Island, I feel like I developed this natural chip on my shoulder.

You’ll never guess!

I love it when people say “pop” instead of “soda.” I start laughing so hard.

But to call what you sold me a kit, it just comes across as disingenuous.