The Worst Thing You Can Think Of Happened To Me While Riding A Bike Through New York City
And it was coming at me full speed. I hit the brakes hard.
One Time, In Canada, A Bunch Of Spiders Showed Up At This Party I Was At
Or was everybody just being super polite?
5 Little Things That Make My Life A Million Times Better
I get up in the morning and the first thing I do is make a pot of coffee.
I Went Clothes Shopping And Tried To Be A Thoughtful Customer, But It Went Completely Wrong
“OK! Thanks! My name is Sandra if you need anything!”
HEY, ARE THOSE HAMBURGERS GRASS-FED?
“Yes,” I told her, immediately.
I’ll Never Let My Wife Tell Me What To Do, Ever Again
It’s my biggest regret.
5 Songs That Should Be Banned From Karaoke Night
Everyone’s waiting around, and we’re all in this together, so just do everybody a favor and try not to sing the following songs.
We Adopted A Dog In Ecuador, But It Turned Out To Be One Of The Saddest Days Of Our Lives
It was weird.
My Uncle Took Me On A Weird Bird Watching Trip And It Turned Out To Be Something Completely Different
“Alright boys, this is it,” my uncle said as the other two guys started unloading a bunch of supplies.
I Took A Selfie With Someone Who I Thought Was A Famous Baseball Player And My Friends’ Reactions Were Priceless
It was like half an hour later, I was back at my house and I’d already posted the photo to Facebook and Instagram, “Look who I met at the diner today!” was the caption.