I Was Kicked Off The Stairs By An MTA Employee
“Look, I can’t let you just hang out here. OK, you either have to up the stairs, or you have to go down the stairs, but you can’t just stand here on the stairs.”
5 TV Shows From The 90s That Deserve A Boy Meets World-Style Reboot
Why stop with Boy Meets World? All of this excitement at the very real opportunity to relive some of my favorite moments from the nineties has got me jonesing for even more. And why not?
Can We Stop Using Freaking Fake Curse Words?
Can we stop fake cursing? You see it online, on message boards and Facebook comments. People get animated, they want to express themselves, but instead of saying what they really want to say, they use code words to get at what they mean.
The Internet’s Favorite Album Is Weezer’s Blue Album And I Won’t Argue With That
One person’s Pink Floyd may very well be another’s Justin Bieber, and when topics regarding musical preference explode on the Internet, there’s a tendency for discussion to devolve into name-calling and least common denominators.
Isn’t Everyone’s Dream Taking A Nap During The Middle Of The Day?
It’s like, come on, I’m not asking for too much.
5 Things You Can Do When You Have Writer’s Block
I have ways to avoid getting stuck in the quicksand that other writers might label “writer’s block.”
To The People Who Stick Old Chewed-Up Gum Under The Table
It’s disgusting. It’s the absolute worst way to end any night.
My Bathroom Is Haunted And I Think That Ghost Is A Loser For It
Maybe they’ll go away. It was like, when I moved in, yes, I was pretty freaked out.
I Tried To Control A Swarm Of Bees And The Outcome Was Exactly What You’d Expect
I raised my hand toward the swarm and I realized that I was fighting my bodily instincts.
5 Annoying Questions Waiters And Waitresses Have To Deal With Every Day
3. Can I get that steak well done, but with no char (or) medium, with no pink?