Yesterday the nearly month-long manhunt for two escaped prisoners in upstate New York came to an end. The story had everything: an improbable escape, a forbidden romance, an inmate’s hidden artistic talents, a botched getaway car.
Look, it’s still really early. And as I’m writing this, there are already something like two dozen Republican candidates all vying for their party’s nomination. Nobody’s expecting you to be familiar with everyone in the field.
I’d been waiting on line at the souvlaki cart on 31st Ave in Astoria, Queens for something like fifteen minutes. It was over ninety degrees out. Everyone was sweating: the three guys inside the food truck had wet rags draped over the back of their necks.
1. Plan a beach day with all of your friends. 2. Ask your mom if you can borrow her SUV.
Excuse me, sir? Yes, you. I’m sorry to bother you but, can you please help me up? Yeah, I don’t know, I just … it’s like my legs just started to fold and so I sat down and now I can’t get back up again.
Use fresh milk for your second bowl of cereal. When I eat cereal for breakfast, after I’m done eating, I invariably wind up with almost half a bowl of leftover milk.
23. You like Phish? No? OK, well, listen to this song, I promise you’re going to love Phish after this song.
Reddit admins made the long-overdue decision to ban several of its more toxic subreddits, most prominently, a group called /r/fatpeoplehate.
2016 is reportedly still wide open for the GOP. Here’s how to find out if you’re in the running for the Republican bid.
Long Islanders root for the New York Islanders. New Yorkers wait until playoffs, and if the Rangers make the playoffs, then they root for the New York Rangers.