My Baby Is Way Better Than Your Baby
I know this sounds crazy, because what parent doesn’t think his or her baby is the best? But in my case, it’s true.
This Is Why We Should All Care A Little More About Earth Day
I feel like nobody cares about Earth Day.
The Incredibly Frustrating Impossibility Of Trying To Get In Touch With An Old Friend
If you see Frank, tell him I said hi. Tell him, “Hey Frank, I just ran into Rob, and he says hi.” And then give me a call and tell me if he says anything back.
The Real Reason You Should Stop Paying For Cable
Like a lot of consumers tired of paying a hundred dollar monthly bill, I cancelled my cable subscription several years ago.
Why I’ll Probably Never Join ISIS
There were a lot of headlines in the news a couple of weeks ago when the cops arrested two Brooklyn men who were planning on joining ISIS.
This Is What A Panic Attack Feels Like
You never see them coming. It’s not like you wake up one day and you’re like, jeez, I’m not feeling so hot today, I think there might be a panic attack in the works. It’s not like that at all.
I’ve Finally Figured Out How To Kick My Really Nasty Habits
A few months ago, I told myself that I’d stop biting my fingernails. It’s been a bad habit for as far back as I can remember.
Trivia Night At The Bar Gone Wrong…So Wrong
I was at this trivia night at a bar by my place a few nights ago, and one of the questions was, “Agoraphobia is the fear of what?” And I knew it, I’d heard this trivia question a thousand times before.
5 Consejos Por Los Estadounidenses Que Se Pueden (Kind Of) Hablar Español
A ver, no es mi intención que yo diera consejos al mundo latinoamericano.
Please Remove Me From This Group Text Because It Is Slowly Destroying My Sanity
“Please remove me from this group text!” What does that even mean? Remove me from this text? Who? Who’s supposed to do the removing?