Luckily, laser tattoo removal is a thing. Tons of guys get their tattoos removed every year. Ladies, if you ever come across one of these guys, lock them down, because these are the kind of guys you want to be dating. Here’s why.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “Insomnia, yeah, I hear you man. Last night I was up until like three in the morning. I’m a total insomniac!” Sorry, but staying up late isn’t the same thing as insomnia.
I started writing this article, and you’ll never believe what happened next. What happened next was so shocking, I don’t think it’s possible to explain exactly what happened, not without totally blowing your mind and completely changing your outlook on life.
Most people don’t even bother with breakfast. Nope, much better to just slog through the first part of the day on coffee alone and hope that you’re not too famished and pissed off by the time lunch rolls around.
If you’re paying attention to professional hockey right now, there’s no denying that the New York Islanders are for real.
Get a motorcycle. All badasses have motorcycles.
“Listen Rob,” the Job Assigner broke the news to me, “these algorithms don’t lie. All right? It says right here you’re qualified to go down on this two year deep sea study, I mean, what are you going to do?”
Iceman had just finished his morning workout in the Danger Room. When he went to his locker to grab his soap and shampoo, he found Wolverine rifling through his bag of toiletries.
You’re always late to work.
“That’s right Rob,” he said it again: “You’re a dad now. Everything changes when you have kids.”