6 Things Only Tall Guys Will Understand
Being a tall guy is pretty awesome.
I’m About To Be A Dad And I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
“It’s fine,” everyone’s telling me. “Nobody really knows what they’re doing. You’ll be a great dad. Just relax.”
Here’s A Reminder To Be Nicer To People Working In Customer Service
And I get it, all the time at work, sometimes people have to wait, sometimes people refuse to wait.
Your First Apartment In NYC Will Probably Be Really Underwhelming…Like Mine Was.
We were supposed to go through the management company, even though the address on those envelopes we had to put our rent check in every month was just the building owner’s house up in Westchester, not a real management company.
I Wish I Knew How To Celebrate Kwanzaa
I guess I could just look up its significance on the Internet. But that’s so demoralizing.
5 New Year’s Resolutions You Can Make For 2015
Kick all of those nasty habits and start some new ones. This is how it works: look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you’ll change completely on New Year’s Day.
I Used To Close My Eyes And Press The Palms Of My Hands Over My Eyes, And I Loved It
I just tried doing it right now, but it’s not nearly as fun as I remember it being when I was much younger.
I Think My Wife Might Be In Serious Trouble
Before it was just noise. But now … I don’t know.
I Bonded With A Daddy Long-Legs While Cleaning Out My Basement
“The daddy long-legs had probably been living downstairs in my basement comfortably for generations…”
I Really, Really Wanted To Embrace The Barefoot Running Craze
I wish we didn’t have to wear shoes.