5 Social Situations Nobody Likes To Be In
When you run into an ex with their new significant other, you know it must be because you did something terrible in a past life, like drown puppies or play in a ska band.
5 Dates You Have To Go On This Summer
Fairs are amazing. They take everything America stands for and then they deep fry it like a Twinkie. Where else can you eat fried dough, hang out with farm animals and see a washed up ’80s hair metal band all in the span of a half hour?
The End Of Everything You Never Wanted
I think it goes deeper than me moving and being in a time of transition. It has to do with experiencing a moment of clarity that leads to a sincere desire to change the way you live your life.
How To Leave New York City
Come from someplace else, anywhere else, and start to miss your family. Arrive in New York being like, “MIZZ INDEPENDENT DON’T CALL ME, I’LL CALL YOU!” and then realize, “Oh my god, my parents are going to die one day. I can’t live this far away from them!”
The One Thing That’s Stopping You From Getting What You Want
You will meet people in this world who make you feel like you have bad taste in clothes, music and movies. This is ridiculous. You should never have to justify what you like to anyone. Just own it.
10 Places To Have The Best Summer Ever In New York
Metropolitan is a gay dive bar that has somehow become my version of Cheers (Queers?), except that no one actually knows my name here.
What Your Life Looks Like On The Internet Versus What It Looks Like In Real Life
I never eat anything unless it’s organic and has truffle oil on it and is being served in a boho chic restaurant! Look, here’s some pictures of the fig casserole I’m about to eat!
The One Life Lesson Everyone Needs To Learn
I’m convinced that anyone who figures out how to focus on the things that are within their control while forgetting the stuff they can’t has won life.
I Don’t Care If You’re “Cool” With Me Being Gay
People don’t realize that all gay people want to do is live their life without being constantly made to feel like they’re gay first and a person second. Like, am I supposed to feel grateful to someone for being a decent human being? What’s the correct response here?
How To Never Grow Up
It’s so easy to trick people these days. It’s easier than ever. And you know what? People want to be tricked. They prefer it that way. Because if we really presented our lives accurately on the Internet, it would be so, so, so depressing. No one would ever go online again.