23 Things That Will Cause A Shame Spiral In Your 20s
Have someone come up to you and ask, “Rough night last night?” when in fact you went to bed at a reasonable hour and showered in the morning.
The 5 Best Celebrity Interviews I’ve Ever Read
Hirschberg points out the many contradictions in M.I.A.’s life, including her claims that she’s a political rebel who lives on the fringes of society when, in fact, she resides in a mansion in Brentwood with her super rich husband.
Why You Should Make Falling In Love A Priority
It’s easy to be critical of someone who makes no bones about wanting a life partner. In reality though, falling in love is one of the bravest things you can do. I give props to anyone who prioritizes it.
7 Things Moms Like To Do
Mispronounce words. People always joke about parents losing their memory as they get older and while that’s definitely true, I think we forget that they also don’t know how to say anything correctly.
My 5 Most Memorable New Year’s Eve Experiences
Terrified of spending the evening vomiting in some stranger’s apartment, I hop on a bus to L.A. and spend the night convalescing at my parents house.
6 New Year’s Resolutions That Are Worth Keeping
No risks = no sex, no joys, lots of stagnant evenings in bed watching Netflix. Being high-maintenance doesn’t get you anywhere besides living a life that’s permanently constipated.
14 Reasons Why I’m Ready For The Holidays To Be Over
Because I’m consuming 5,000 calories a day on average and my stomach always hurts because my body is constipated from traveling. I feel like if someone put a pin in me, I would burst and a vat of mashed potatoes would spill out.
How To Die On New Year’s Eve
As a culture, we believe that how we spend New Year’s Eve sets the tone for the rest of the year. And if that was the case, 2012 was going to be the worst freaking year of my life.
15 Things That Are Way Scarier Than Gay Marriage
Sweat stains that ruin your white shirts FOREVER
16 Things You Should Know About Being A Human Before You Decide To Start Acting Like One
The Internet is a place where humans go to be outraged about things and post pictures of the pizza they just made from scratch.