7 Things You Can Do To Be Happy

Go out with your friends and stay sober. I know it sounds POSITIVELY INSANE but everybody needs a reminder that they can let their hair down without puking all over it later on in the night.

Let’s Stop Pretending Our Lives Are Perfect

You don’t have to be so sad all the time. It’s not going to lift your limbs up or make you more interesting. It’s not going to do anything besides turn you into a miserable bag of bones.

Neither Miley Cyrus Nor Taylor Swift Are “Sluts”

Nothing pisses me off more than something that’s disguised as being progressive (ISN’T IT SCREWED UP HOW THE MEDIA TREATS MILEY?) but, in actuality, is just spreading another harmful misogynistic message about women.

How To Win The Year 2012

2012 put a positive spin on the lives of obese impoverished folk from the South with the HYSTERICAL and DEVASTATING reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

5 Easy Steps To Being An Adult

Nothing is more unattractive than a churlish jerk being rude to their parents, especially if it’s in front of their friends. Why do people do this? Why do people berate the humans who brought them into this Earth in front of an audience? Don’t they realize how awful they look?

The Pros And Cons Of Being Single

You can indulge all your gross behaviors. You don’t have to hold farts in. You don’t have to deal with poop anxiety. You don’t have to pretend you’re not hungry and order a salad at dinner.

10 People You Went To College With

The rich girl sticks out for so many reasons. For one thing, her dorm room is TRICKED OUT with luxurious bedding, lamps from Crate & Barrel and a microwave whereas everyone else is on that IKEA tip. Plus, she’s always flying home on the weekends to hang out with her family.