11 Enlightening Lessons ALL Of My Exes Taught Me

These exes are exes for a reason. And that reason is that something didn’t quite work. Maybe it was a small thing, maybe it was just the effects of time, and maybe it was a BIG FREAKIN’ DEAL. 

Whatever it was, we move on.

When You’re Waiting For Him To Text You

I sit here looking at my phone every ten minutes. More like every ten seconds. I think to myself, “Maybe my phone accidentally got turned to vibrate. Maybe I just didn’t hear the buzz of my text tone. Maybe I just didn’t see my phone light up.