If You Do Any Of These 9 Behaviors, You’re Actually The Worst
You litter. And I swear, the next cigarette butt my kid picks up at the park I’m mailing away for DNA testing and I’m coming for you.
You litter. And I swear, the next cigarette butt my kid picks up at the park I’m mailing away for DNA testing and I’m coming for you.
Miss Doom and Gloom.
If you have a list, burn it. The only nonnegotiable should be heart.
The ex that pops in and out of your life isn’t reappearing because stars are periodically aligning. They’re coming and going (probably literally and sexually if you know what I’m sayin’) because you’re letting them.
It’s an agreement: you say I’m going to deal with the shit life throws at me and I’m also going to take on the shit life throws at you. And then there will be shit that life throws at us together.