Turn Down For This: 20 Things For Which I Would Temporarily Sober Up
I’m getting pretty sick of Lil’ Jon’s shit. I don’t really like being told what to do by most people, let…
12 Things That Are Completely Different Now Than When You Were 16
Boy, I miss the days when I had money to blow on tobacco products.
What I Want: Things And Stuff
“So what is it, exactly, that you want?” she asks. Then she jumps right into it. “It seems like for me…
22 Things You Shouldn’t Say On A First Date
Here are some things you should NOT say if you don’t want to blow it.
Why I Unfriended You
There was a time not too long ago when if you weren’t that close with a person and simply did not want them in your life anymore, you could just phase yourself out of their lives without any tangible notification.
A Dating Cover Letter
I’m not very comfortable or adept at walking up to girls in bars and then beginning a dialogue with them. So instead, I’ve written the following cover letter that I can hand them after tapping them on the shoulder and before scurrying away, giggling.
The 7 Stages Of Coping With An Ex’s Unexpected Facebook Unfriending
OH MY GOD. Bailey and I are not friends on Facebook?
An Application For “The Bachelor”
MY MOTIVATIONS ARE PURE.
A History Of All My Valentine's Day Celebrations
I gave Brittnee — the first girl I ever kissed on the mouth — a cheap ass necklace with a heart pendant from K-Mart, I think, and also a Train CD. (She dug “Meet Virginia.”)
How To Spend Your First Christmas As A Couple
Listen to the Bright Eyes’ or Elvis version of “Blue Christmas” one time and one time only. Realize you do not need to listen to depressing holiday music this year. Freak out in a good way.