11 Signs You’re Hopelessly Addicted To Starbucks
Your #darkest nightmares are ones of the day you walk in to discover Starbucks has stopped selling Pumpkin Spice Lattes for the season.
Your #darkest nightmares are ones of the day you walk in to discover Starbucks has stopped selling Pumpkin Spice Lattes for the season.
One day my wings may be clipped or I may be too tired to disappear right before your eyes, but for today I am gone.
With a budget as high as this TV show you would think they would be able to afford a medical consultant.
Feel angry at the creeping suspicion they may have gotten your dosage wrong, and then — feel nothing at all.
Take away lesson: too much sass can get you killed.
Wonder if all the gay men you were promised when you came out are hiding on the closed set of a Britney Spears’ music video.
If I want to eat this entire pizza and milkshake, don’t shame me with your eyes or remind me of how many crunches i’ll need to do to keep my body in tip-top-twink form.
We’re taught we should be bold and passionate by bringing our loves flowers and making grand gestures like standing in the rain with a boom-box over our heads like John Cusack in, “Say Anything…”
Go Lindsay-Lohan-Parent-Trap style on their ass and move all their furniture onto the roof.
Check your calendar, then check it again. Realize that, “the time of your life,” is slowly drawing to a close. Remind yourself that you’re actually just getting starting.