How To Woo Anonymous

I pull the ageist card again and again because it’s fun to prod and pretend to be condescending when I couldn’t care in the slightest that you’re nineteen and I’m not. Not for a few years now, at least.

An Open Letter To Your Quarter-Life Crisis

If you’ve ever thought for a second that you were alone in thinking you are lost, confused, discouraged, not good enough, or any combination thereof, LET THIS BE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, [x]!