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You cry at least once a week about work, your boss, or a colleague.

Tell them that the plumbing isn’t working. You’ve been using your neighbor’s bathroom and showering at the gym. If they don’t believe you and show up anyway, stop flushing the toilets.

It takes 3 hours to leave the apartment — and you’ll never travel lightly again.

“I may have accidentally sent a friend request to your ex-boyfriend on Facebook. Can I take it back?”