That Sweet, Steamy Coffee Shop Attraction
The barista begins to stack chairs onto tables around each us, and he clears his throat to signify that it is time to go, but neither of us make a motion to rise from this table.
The barista begins to stack chairs onto tables around each us, and he clears his throat to signify that it is time to go, but neither of us make a motion to rise from this table.
But, we are far from invincible. We are so human that it is almost unbearable.
Mastering the first date is a precious art form that most of us don’t have the wherewithal to do.
At some point, though, you’ll learn that it’s best to fully embrace DGAFism and realize that the people who matter will always think you’re cool, even when you’re not
Even today, I can’t bring myself to listen to much of Port of Morrow, that Shins album. But, I’ve quit smoking cigarettes.
We have no right to comment on or discuss anyone’s bodies but our own. So, the next time we consider asking someone “thin” if they’re healthy or telling them to eat a cheeseburger, we should stuff one into our own mouth.
I opened my mouth, searching for a witty response that would go over his head, and promptly burst into tears — which took both of us by surprise.
Penny Lane – Almost Famous: During high school, you had posters of Kurt Vile all over your bedroom, and your parents worried about your predisposition towards men who looked like they were breeding four kinds of STDs under their slim-fit Urban Outfitters corduroys.
Remind yourself each morning after you wake up and before you brave the barbarian world outside the confines of your bedroom that this is your universe.
“Stephanie,” he said with all the earnestness of someone about to harp upon one of life’s (or at least, college’s) great truths. “I’m a guy. We hook up with dumb, pretty girls all the time because they’re pretty.”