I Love You Because I Can’t Have All Of You
If every time I called, you answered, you’d silence the sweet dizzy of your uncertain hello.
10 Little Known Facts About Will Smith And ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’
Smith owed the government $2.8 million prior to filming.
This Is My ‘Fuck You’ To White Male Privilege
He was fascinated by me. He approached me with the kind of arrogant ease that most white phalluses do.
‘I’m So Hammered Right Now’ And 9 Other Ways No College Guy Should Ever Start A Conversation With A Woman
You drank 32 beers tonight and have boot ’n rallied twice already……and my panties haven’t already dropped for u??! CHRIST, WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?
13 Things Every Senior In College Is Too Damn Old For
Crippling FOMO.
23 Signs You Have Absolutely Zero School Spirit
You’re obviously down to drink in celebration of a major game, but you never know who you’re playing, and you could not care less about the outcome.
17 Things Every College Student Who Was Denied Junk Food As A Kid Knows To Be True
You pregamed breakfast with Fruit Roll-Ups this morning.
Read This If You’re An Empowered Woman Who Has A Lot Of (Bad) Sex
All of them wanted sex. None of them wanted me.
Here’s Why The Person You Love Should Never Complete You
Love doesn’t mean fixing. Or making whole. Or finishing one another’s sentences because you’re the peanut butter to his jelly.
The Fate Of Every Commitment Phobic College Guy
We knew they’d all turn around in a few years and want us more than we would want them.