10 Struggles Every NARP (Non-Athletic Regular Person) Dating A Division III Athlete Faces
You’re desensitized to some extremely silly showings of *manhood,* many of which come at your expense. Good luck, babe. You’re gonna need it.
23 Terrifying Signs You’re Becoming Your Mother
You’ve started ordering her wine. No, no... anything but the Chardonnay. Too oaky.
28 Signs You’re The Jenna Maroney Of Your Friend Group
You set aside at least an hour each day to stare at yourself in the mirror. Usually while crying. You’re a beautiful crier.
14 Things To Expect When You Date A Woman Who Has A Younger Brother
We’ve had years of practice mothering little boys. Like it or not, we know how to coax you into becoming a better man.
10 Things White People Assume When You’re Racially Ambiguous
“But you’re, like, not really black.”
22 Airtight Excuses You Make For Your Adderall Habit
You like, actually have ADHD, though.
10 Stages Of Tricking Him Into Commitment
We’re both jealous things — both humans, right? — so let’s stop pretending. We’re not 18 anymore. No need to pretend.
You Are No One In Particular
As a Hispanic woman with some social capital at a small, preppy, elite college, I’m expected to retire my thorny convictions when the watery beer starts flowing.
To The College Students Who Don’t Consider Themselves Feminists
How do you function under the conviction that you’re not as socially, politically, and economically valuable as a man? Again, I’m not dramatic; I’m incensed that you enjoy the civil rights recently afforded to our sex and, yet, turn your back on the principles they defend.
You Don’t Need Another Friend
Derek has had a crush on Katie for nine months now. That’s a full-grown fetus of laying groundwork for a date,…