Surving A Trip To The Gynecologist
It’s awkward and unpleasant, but if you close your eyes and try your best to relax and not worry about what he can see from his view, you can do it.
Let’s Talk About The Black Hole That Is IKEA
Sometimes I feel like a trip to IKEA is a metaphor for my life.
Target’s Holiday Section Is Back And That Means We’re Going To Have The Best Christmas EVER
Before I even stepped into Target on Saturday to buy some basic necessities (paper towels, clearance Halloween candy, another black floppy hat) I could feel it in my bones that something was different.
The Struggle Of Shopping At Lululemon
Walking into a Lululemon is a lot like how I imagine Curly Sue must have felt when she got her first…
45 Things I Will Teach My Daughter
No bikini profile photos/cover photos on Facebook. I don’t want to have to judge my own daughter. Same goes for duck face, “glancing” at the camera from over your shoulder, or provocatively biting your lip. Like I said, don’t make me hate my own daughter for being a creep.
How To Have An American Summer — According To Pottery Barn
Sometimes I just forget how to be American. Luckily, every year right before Memorial Day a nice thick magazine from Pottery Barn arrives at my doorstep reminding me how to do so.
Missed Connections: Chipotle Guy Who Gave Me Extra Barbacoa
I looked down to the floor because I typically hate this part. It usually just leads to disappointment. “Barbacoa” I mumbled.
22 Reasons Why I Don’t Join A Gym
I have OLBA. Old Lady Boobie Anxiety. No offense to all of the old lady boobies out there, but it’s true.
What You’re Giving Up For Lent Says About You
Sweets: You don’t like to think outside of the box, you’re a “stick to what I know” kinda person because chances are you’ve given this one up for the past ten years.