“Yeah, this one time my twin brother broke his arm and I FELT IT TOO!” There’s this awesome battle between them believing you, calling you out on your bullshit, and then being generally unsure of the whole thing. It’s very amusing.
This is the perfect channel for when you’re supposed be doing something intellectually stimulating, but just don’t want to.
Plagiarizing is a stupid thing to do. Reserve these tactics for classes you don’t care about to begin with, or for when you really did completely forget about the assignment and you’re totally screwed otherwise. This is a gamble, and the more often you play with fire, the more likely you are to get burned.
We see what no one else does. We hold on to that day he brought us flowers, the sweet good morning text messages, and the dinner he made on our anniversary. We hold on to these memories and remember them every time we think of leaving.
Stage 1: Excitement and determination
Everyone forgets about us.
All across the country, students are procrastinating and dreading the worst week in school.
Take out food and deliveries mean everything to you.
How can different people all assume the same path to success? If we all try to cram onto the same road, we’re bound to get stuck in traffic eventually.
If you’re reading this article, chances are you’re currently putting something off. Good. You’re on the right track.