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55 Harsh Truths You Have To Accept, No Matter How Awful They Seem

Sometimes there’s no right choice, sometimes the outcome will be bad no matter what you choose to do, but you still have to choose.

The 60 Most HILARIOUS Things Patients Have Said While Under Anesthesia

I had the mask on her face and I said “nice big breaths” as I pushed propofol. Right before she went out she said, “Thanks, I just had them done.”

44 Tips That Socially Awkward 20-Somethings Should Use To Make More Friends

Don’t explain the plots of books, movies or dreams in anything longer than three sentences.

50 Tall People Problems You’ll Only Understand If You’re Over 6 Foot  

Not being able to comfortably kiss someone who is shorter than me.

Time To Spill The Tea: 30 Celebrity Rumors That Might Actually Be True

Khloe Kardashian is OJ Simpson’s daughter.

33 Tips For Night Owls Who Want To Wake Up Earlier

Download Alarmy app. You have to solve math problems to turn it off.

50 Inspirational Reminders You Need To Soothe Your Soft Heart 

Don’t act when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.

50 Boys On The Dumbest Thing They’ve Ever Done For A Pretty Girl 

Grew my hair long because she asked me to. She stopped going out with me. I kept growing it, and wasn’t successful with women until I got it cut.

50 Stupidly Simple Things That Are Making You Look Like An Asshole

As soon as you meet them say some crap like: “I’m just letting you know right now, I’m brutally honest. Like no offense but I’m just brutally honest.”

In Honor Of Mother’s Day, 50 Daughters Share The Best Advice Their Moms Ever Imparted To Them 

“Be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. Then destroy them.”

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