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The designated driver: Whilst drunk, other drunks are the only other people you want to be around. When you’re the sober one, however, a car full of drunks is your worst nightmare.

A self-checkout becomes a checkout if you buy booze.

For everyone that was wise enough to choose the life of fun in the sun while getting paid, congratulations. You were at least, at one point, making the right decisions in life.

When it was all said and done I had sent out over 100 resumes and cover letters, and had moved into five different places in 6 months. Your 24th year on this planet may or may not be as all over the place as mine, but either way I thought I would pass some things I learned last year onto you:

4. Do not, under any circumstances, cry noticeably in public.

When you were a kid it seemed like everything had an added sense of wonder to it, and even the most mundane things were interesting. So I thought I’d remind all of us jaded adults how wonderfully ordinary the world used to be.

Scott Hoy is a lawyer in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. On this particular commercial however, Hoy perhaps should have asked for a retrial.

Well the world got the chance to hear about another day of the week this Saturday, as Rebecca Black’s “Saturday” quickly reached over 11 million views in a few days. But how does it compare to her mega smash hit “Friday?”

If meals were people, these meals would be slam poetry artists covering the topics of genocide and toddler suicide.