How To Have A Normal Conversation With A Girl
If you can’t engage in a normal conversation with a girl you like, you will be single forever.
A Summer Pasta Recipe (For Just You, As She Is Never Coming Back, You Loser)
Put a pot of salted water on the stove, bring to a boil over high heat while attempting to forget her final remarks negatively comparing your physique both to a pile of wet socks and, oddly, a question mark.
I’ll Never Be Who I Was Before My Sister’s Death
My world irrevocably changed on March 8th, 2000 when my sister, Lynn, fell to her death while hiking in California.
How To Read A Book
Have fun reading books!
The 20 Things Guys Want to Say (But Don’t) When They Get Dumped
“I was running out of material for my therapist anyway.”
The 10 Things You Must Consider Before Slapping Someone
Justify this to those who know you. Believe it or not, some people don’t think slapping others in the face is ever warranted.
The 20 First Thoughts Guys Have After Going Through A Breakup
Good luck finding someone who loves you like I do.
20 Reasons Why Being Single And Living Alone Is The Worst™
So quiet. All the time. Eerily so.
15 Excruciating(ly Funny) Ways To Have Your Heart Broken
You organize a surprise birthday party for her and she shows up with a date who is clearly better than you in every way.
The Answers To The 12 Questions I Always Ask My Kids
Through the years I’ve asked questions, I’ve raised my voice, I’ve demanded answers.