This The Best Thing That Owning A Dog Did For My Mental Health
Nothing has tamed my monkey mind more effectively than being the proud owner of Miles.
Nothing has tamed my monkey mind more effectively than being the proud owner of Miles.
Maybe, despite what common wisdom suggests, it’s actually kind of a dumb idea.
When my boss appeared at my desk and asked if I had any “capacity,” I paused contemplatively, and then proclaimed that I was all full from the chicken burrito I’d just eaten. When he rephrased the question using the word “bandwidth,” I suggested that we ask the IT department to check the bit-rate on my computer.
There are few things in life as humiliating as throwing a party that nobody attends. But, to let this dampen my spirit would have only exhibited weakness. By springtime, my apartment became a raucous, unregulated, jam-packed, anything-goes drug den and fuck palace.
Fuck You is a mindset. It knows no gender, no race, no class, no creed.
But, your friends can only take so much. And, if you do what I did, you’re almost certainly going to annoy the fuck out of them.
What’ll happen if you do nothing?