This ‘Annie’ Parody Perfectly Describes The Freelance Millennial Struggle
How many resumes have we submitted, never to hear a reply? How many slices of dollar pizza have we barely been able to afford this week?
I Quit My Job
I was terrified. My ears turned bright red, and I tried not to vomit.
10 Classes I Wish They Taught In College
Intro to Dodging Phone Calls from Sallie Mae Like She’s Your Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
An Open Letter To The Douchebag In My Yoga Class
We begin our practice, and all eyes are on you, Yoga Douche. Not because you skillfully transfer from Warrior Three into Standing Splits, but because you are wearing a bright green t-shirt with the words READING SUCKS emblazoned in all capital letters across the front. Who are you, Yoga Douche? Why are you dressed like a 90’s bully?
The 10 Types Of Brunch You’ll Attend In New York
3. The Two And A Half Hour Wait Brunch
A Letter To 10 Year Old Me
I wish I could tell her that she will never be cool, but that someday, it won’t matter.
New York Without You Is A Battleground
It was the first cold day we were together, and we had never snuggled before. With trepidation, I linked my right leg over yours, and rested my head on the center of your chest.
This Is What I Do When You’re Gone
I go to restaurants alone. I sit on the steps at Grand Central and look up at the ceiling, the only place in New York where you can see stars.
I Can’t Take You Home Anymore
You already have a home. And those three a.m. texts won’t change anything.
If You Wanted Me, I’d Leave You Alone
If you pretended you wanted me, you know, I’d probably go away. Don’t you know that by now?