I’m Gay, And Here’s Why I’m Voting For Hillary

While I’d love to have a president who popped out of the womb, crying Macklemore’s “Same Love,” I understand the reality that many people need time to fully embrace things that aren’t familiar to them.

5 No-Bullshit Ways To Make A Shitty Day Slightly Less Shitty

While I can proudly inhale a Baconator in under a minute, I actually support a healthy lifestyle. Exercise is great. But if I’m pissed, or sad, or just had a sucky day, the last thing I want to do is lace up my running shoes and kick my sweaty legs around until I can’t breathe anymore.