I’m Glad I Didn’t Kill Myself
I can name so many good things about myself.
I Rioted with OSU After They Won the National Championship
Frat bros danced around the fire, holding hands, tilting their heads back, screaming in primal ecstasy.
God And My Friends
Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.
Every Girl I’ve Ever Kissed
On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
You Need Rejection In Order To Grow
It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.
Friday Night, Alone In The Library
I just thought, “I’m so lonely.”
From American Apparel To Stoic Philosophy: An Interview With Ryan Holiday
There are few people that I look up to in life, but Ryan Holiday is one of them.
Art Isn’t Sacred
You’re not special because you make art.
Art Is Sacred
Part of my job includes taking care of chickens.
Cleveland Is The Best City In America
New York City sucks compared to Cleveland.