Cannibal Cop Is Now Cooking Meals At NY Prison



Gilberto Valle was convicted of conspiring to kidnap and consume their flesh in March of last year. The jury found Valle guilty on all accounts (because he wanted to taste “girl meat” and also because he wanted to kill his wife).

Well, now, in some ironic twist of fate, he is now a cook at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in lower Manhattan. According to the Daily News, his mother, Elizabeth Valle said:

He has mastered making pizza. The pizza is so good, she said, even the jail guards like to eat it.

You can’t make this stuff up.

h/t NY Daily News